IT CAN BE HARD KEEPING A STRAIGHT FACE AS A COURT REPORTER ! These are from a book called ‘Disorder in the American Courts’, and are things people actually stated in Court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and … inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.
Jim and Janet were in the backyard and Janet bends over to pick up a dropped barbecue tool. Jim, her husband looking at her behind says: ‘wow, your ass is bigger than the barbecue!’ Janet gets upset and says; ‘no, it’s not.’ The argument continues and Jim gets a tape measure. Jim measures the barbecue and