A Texas Husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing. Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home… Sergeant: What is her height? Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
. Never Argue with a Woman Who Reads……. One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out herself. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet
An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time, became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: “Get your treatment for $500, if not cured get back $1,000.” Doctor “Young,” who was positive that this old geezer didn’t know beans about medicine,thought
… and before I continue, that’s not the correct way to spell honorary, even in Canada, ‘Eh!” Many, many years ago, I was at an industry trade show, maybe it was a sales meeting or maybe something else entirely in Winnipeg Manitoba. I don’t recall the show, meeting or the subject matter but I