A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards . The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards . The man, who was a priest, said, ” I am a Father . .” The little boy replied, “My Daddy
IT CAN BE HARD KEEPING A STRAIGHT FACE AS A COURT REPORTER ! These are from a book called ‘Disorder in the American Courts’, and are things people actually stated in Court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.
Last week, Millie checked into a motel on her 65th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, “I’ll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages.” She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony –
Fucking, a little Town in Austria … Yes, that’s the town’s name, read this.
This is a good recount of a day in school for the young Chris Cane. It’s 1960 and I was in Grade Eight. In Canada where I grew up we called it Grade Eight. In the USA where we now live, one says Eighth Grade. Let me set the scene. My mother is the school
Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the older woman, that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren’t good for the environment. The woman apologized and explained, “We didn’t have this green thing back in my earlier days.”The clerk responded, “That’s our problem today. Your generation did not
An old friend emailed me this list. I was and am unable to find the author’s name. If you know who the writer is then please let me know. Believe it or not, the following 9 Things Will Disappear In Our Lifetime. Whether these changes are good or bad depends in part on how we
A politician was seated next to a young girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would
A nostalgic moment! Today I came across an article on Facebook leading to a photo of Queen Elizabeth II wearing purple. As my mom got older she loved a poem that’s called “When I am an old woman I shall wear purple” I am seeing that the Queen is also a lover of purple, I
Saturday, May 13th 1995 was fast approaching and I was running out of time. I had a deadline! My daughter Amy’s best friend Joanne was getting married in Alliston Ontario on that day and I needed to prepare a speech to help the couple to be launch a successful marriage. I was stumped for words