There was a knock on the door late last week.
I opened it to find two young, well-dressed men standing there.
One of them said: “Hello sir, we are Jehovah’s Witnesses.”
So I said “Come in and sit down.”
I offered them a fresh cup of coffee and asked “What do you guys want to talk about?”
The first one said, “Beats the heck out of me! Nobody ever let us in before.”